i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
vagina is talking i cant
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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