Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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