My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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