...so i touched it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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