lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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