you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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