How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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