I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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