so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
His nipple licking is glorious
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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