i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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