i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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