I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
tell me about the eggs
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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