your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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