yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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