Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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