apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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