This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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