Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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