This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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