So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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