what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You can't just leave with hair like that
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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