should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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