so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Mom said you looked used
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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