I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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