u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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