nut hugger
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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