At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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