have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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