is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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