Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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