I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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