how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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