we have pet lesbian snakes
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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