But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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