So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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