i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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