cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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