He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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