She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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