They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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