The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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