no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
