If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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