Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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