GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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