you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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