PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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