quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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