He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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