ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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