Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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