You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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