I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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