Having a random hookup so left but love u
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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