Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
