big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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