I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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